I knew John Boehner and Eric Cantor were chicken.
I've been waiting all week to see which lily livered, cracker-assed cracker from the GOP was going to have the balls to stand up on camera this morning and read THIS section of the original Constitution that they have been crying about for the last two years:
Article 1, Section 2, United States Constitution
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.
Just what I thought - not a damn one. Instead, these lying ass mofos did what they always do - skip over the hard parts and say they did it.
I was all set to do my own video megamix rewind, with the unlucky congressman repeating "bound to Service for a Term of Years" over a background loop of his own voice shouting "three fifths of all other Persons" as picture of a group of African Americans with a dotted line around three -fifths of their bodies was zoomed in and out.
Somebody turn me up in the headphones.